1 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:22,600 "FEMEIA OBIECT" PROGRAMATA PENTRU PLACERE. 2 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,445 Cum a inceput aceasta poveste, cu adevarat extraordinara ? 3 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:48,700 Eu sunt un om care imi pot imagina cele mai fantastice situatii. 4 00:00:48,735 --> 00:00:52,920 Dar asta... este o poveste reala S-a intamplat cu adevarat. 5 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,380 Oh ! 6 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,200 - Intra ! - Multumesc... 7 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:34,080 In ciuda tuturor acestor lucruri, eu sunt ceea ce se numeste un om normal. 8 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,040 In fine... aproape normal. 9 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,720 Am niste nevoi sexuale enorme. 10 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,240 Oh, este ravisant ! 11 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,180 Ti-am spus eu ! 12 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:49,125 Si inca nu ai vazut totul ! 13 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:53,560 Aproape la fel ca Tarzan, imi schimbam bona la fiecare trei zile. 14 00:01:53,595 --> 00:01:57,040 Dar el nu avea serviciul meu. Si nici forta mea... 15 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,480 Ei bine... sa vedem. 16 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,885 Calatoresc foarte mult. 17 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,240 Am explorat practic, toate bordelurile din lume. 18 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,920 Femeile acelea se lasau total in voile mele. 19 00:02:06,955 --> 00:02:08,255 Micutele de ele ! 20 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,720 Asta pana in ziua in care, am intalnit-o pe Sabine... 21 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,680 Am crezut ca am intalnit compania ideala. 22 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:54,400 Era cea pe care o cautasem de atata vreme. 23 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,680 Ea imi accepta toate capriciile. 24 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,245 Toate fanteziile mele... 25 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,200 Chiar si cele mai insolite. 26 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,500 Oh, Sabine ! 27 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,720 Doua "Vittel", va rog ! 28 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,060 Da, domnule ! 29 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,600 Toaleta ? La stanga... 30 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,680 Vii si tu, draga mea ? Am putina treaba cu tine. 31 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,380 Da... vino ! 32 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,100 Oh, da... 33 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,480 - La toaleta ? - Da, la toaleta. 34 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,900 Da... este bine. 35 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,780 Oh... 36 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,420 Oh ! 37 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,180 Da... 38 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,100 Da... mai vreau ! 39 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:22,660 Mai tare... 40 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,780 Oh, da ! 41 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,820 Da, da... 42 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,220 Trage-mi-o bine ! 43 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,980 Da... 44 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,700 Oh, da ! 45 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,220 Da... da. 46 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,260 Haide ! 47 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:06,700 Oh, da... 48 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,540 Haide ! 49 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,060 Oh... 50 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:05,580 si totusi... 51 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,920 In curand au aparut niste diferente fata de traditiile populare. 52 00:12:09,955 --> 00:12:13,480 Sabine... Sabine a mea, incepuse sa se cam sature, 53 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,360 de apetitul meu pantagruelic. 54 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,005 De asemenea si de alte lucruri. 55 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,600 Si de asemenea, nu mai era disponibila ca inainte. 56 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,260 Ticalosule ! 57 00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,940 Oh, nu ! 58 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,480 Nu-mi vine sa cred una ca asta ! 59 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,660 Dar, ce este ? 60 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,220 Esti frumoasa ! 61 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,720 Spui tu, numai asa... 62 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,140 Bruta.. 63 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,160 Si cu vasele cum ramane ? 64 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,400 Oh, asta nu este posibil ! 65 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,600 M-am cam saturat de asta ! 66 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,440 Nu mai imi place ! 67 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,900 Oh, egoistule... 68 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:19,980 Eram deziluzionat. 69 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,320 Fara idei, fara proiecte. 70 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,960 Un singur gand imi trecea prin minte. 71 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,057 Cum sa fac ca sa o recuperez ? 72 00:14:28,092 --> 00:14:30,120 Poate cu niste vorbe dulci... 73 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,080 Sa ii spun ca abia asteptam venirea ei. 74 00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,415 La or a doua.. 75 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,960 Cand am ajuns acasa la or a doua 76 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,460 ea era ocupata. 77 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,900 Sabine ! 78 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,420 Sabine... 79 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,560 Haide, Sabine, nu fii copila ! 80 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,020 Deschide-mi... 81 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,340 Deschide-mi ! 82 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,820 Sabine ! 83 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,640 Te asigur ca nu te mai ating. 84 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,140 Haide, deschide ! 85 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,860 Dezorientat... 86 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,080 Eram complet dezorientat. 87 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,880 Restul zilei a trecut fara incidente. 88 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:55,660 Si deodata.. 89 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,240 Mi-a venit o idee ! 90 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,480 Sa amestec placerea cu munca ! 91 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,160 Am decis sa angajez o secretara. 92 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,240 Am testat vreo doua trei... 93 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:38,880 inainte sa o angajez pe Lucille, care parea sa aiba toate calitatile necesare. 94 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:56,960 Daca continuati asa, nu o sa pot termina capitolul sase, in aceasta seara. 95 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,720 - Oh, nu... - Ba da ! 96 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,840 - Nu ! - Oh, da... 97 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,860 Ascultati, daca.. 98 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,800 Trebuie sa termin... 99 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,740 Opriti-va ! 100 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,640 Ascultati, trebuie sa ma apuc de treaba. 101 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,680 Nu sunteti deloc serios. 102 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,140 Asa... 103 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,360 Sunt atat de ravasita. 104 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,760 Agentia de secretariat... 105 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,160 Disponibila 24 de ore pe zi. 106 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,840 In cele din urma o reclama care spune cu adevarat lucrurilor pe nume. 107 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,120 Am apreciat acest lucru. L-am apreciat enorm ! 108 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,320 Lucille renunta la ocupatiile ei, 109 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,280 si le accepta pe ale mele in totalitate. 110 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:00,620 Oh ! 111 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,180 Oh, oh... 112 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,680 Nu te deranja pentru mine. 113 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,880 Nici nu ma gandeam ! 114 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,020 Oh... 115 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:06,740 Oh ! 116 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,680 Sper ca aveti o asigurare buna. 117 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,060 Oh, da ! 118 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,780 Oh, Nicolas ! 119 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,740 O asigurare buna ! 120 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,885 Am regasit alaturi de ea aceleasi jocuri, 121 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:46,720 la fel cum le-am gasit si cu Sabine, la inceputul relatiei noastre. 122 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,760 Oh, sunt atat de uda. 123 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,300 Da... 124 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:05,740 Oh, este bine... 125 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,580 Este bine, da... 126 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,920 Este bine. O treaba buna ! 127 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,560 Lucille era foarte frustrata sexual. 128 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,320 Asta inainte de a ne cunoaste noi, 129 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,840 ea nu facea dragoste, decat o data la cateva zile. 130 00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:02,205 O data la cateva zile ! 131 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,560 Cu mine o facea o data pe or a ! 132 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:17,620 Oh... da ! 133 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,340 Oh, da... 134 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,180 Da, da... 135 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,460 Mai vreau... 136 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,280 Da, trage-mi-o bine. 137 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,380 Da ! Da ! 138 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,980 Este bine... 139 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,100 Este foarte bine ! 140 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,340 Bine... 141 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,180 Capitolul cinci. 142 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,040 Orasul vrajitoarelor. 143 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,160 Era sfarsitul lumii... 144 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,160 Cele cateva supravietuitoare, 145 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,780 erau vrajitoare... 146 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,600 In fine, vrajitoare in aparenta. 147 00:29:32,635 --> 00:29:33,935 Calculatoare... 148 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,600 Programate pentru placere. 149 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,640 Placerea era ultima menire a vietii lor. 150 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,860 Fara odihna.. 151 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,620 Fara sa abuzeze... 152 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,880 El pretindea ca este avatarul unei rase superioare. 153 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,880 Dar cine avea sa reuseasca in aceasta incercare ? 154 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,580 Mutantii... 155 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,860 Regeneratii... 156 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,080 Unui secol ce se prezenta complet apatic... 157 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,280 Ardeau gazul de pomana. 158 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,920 Nu mai pot sa scriu ! 159 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,140 Dar, pana cand... 160 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,340 Pana cand... 161 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,020 Te simti bine ? 162 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,760 Oh, asta nu este posibil ! 163 00:30:23,795 --> 00:30:25,079 Te-ai oprit ? 164 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,840 Dar pierd mereu randul... 165 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,840 Nu pot sa scriu daca ma tot miscati. 166 00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,320 Asta este sfarsitul ! 167 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,020 Oh... 168 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,394 Nu mai pot rezista. 169 00:31:00,395 --> 00:31:01,695 Stai asa... asa. 170 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,680 Oh, explorarea asta este... evidenta. 171 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,700 Imi place... 172 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,620 Oh, este bine ! 173 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,120 Haide, termina si tu ! 174 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,600 Dar ce faci ? Dormi ? 175 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,700 Sunt toata uda.. 176 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,260 Ca o bebelusa. 177 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,160 Nu mai imi place ! 178 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,860 Ea dormea... 179 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,600 Ea dormea in vreme ce eu imi reintrasem complet in forma. 180 00:32:51,635 --> 00:32:54,640 Nu cu pastile, ci in mod cu totul natural. 181 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:29,980 Lucille ! 182 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,740 Lucille... 183 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,220 Unde esti ? 184 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,020 Lucille ? 185 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,640 ADIO, VREAU SA CALATORESC CATEVA LUNI LUCILLE 186 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,080 O sa intalneasca vreun nespalat. Nerecunoscatoarea ! 187 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,220 Eram oripilat ! 188 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,740 Fara secretara.. 189 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,700 Fara amanta.. 190 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,320 Fara o motivatie pentru a munci. 191 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,360 Se parea ca marele zeu al lenesilor, isi intorsese fata de la mine. 192 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,000 El isi intorsese fata... 193 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,420 si eu la fel ! 194 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,480 Byron, un merituos debutant, 195 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,720 voia sa faca un film, de vreo cativa ani. 196 00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:56,080 "Planeta delirului". 197 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,800 Mie nu mi se parea interesant, dar dimpotriva.. 198 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,320 Colaboratoarei lui ii placea enorm. 199 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,900 Ei bine... 200 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,580 Ei bine ? 201 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:11,160 Sunteti de acord sa ma folosesc de cartea dumneavoastra ? 202 00:35:11,195 --> 00:35:12,495 Da, este perfect. 203 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,300 Absolut, perfect ! 204 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,660 Eram sigur ! 205 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,740 Bine... 206 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,260 Atunci, va las. 207 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:27,480 Am o intalnire cu producatorii. 208 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,800 Trebuie sa fac rost de bani. 209 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,340 La revedere... 210 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,000 Uitati... este capitala planetei Omega. 211 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,440 Vedeti... chiar acolo. 212 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,360 Este... este... Un lac in directia... 213 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,060 Acest decor... 214 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,760 Este "Lacul femeilor singure"... 215 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,520 Am vrut sa respectam... 216 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,620 Daca vreti... 217 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,220 Dar ce faceti ? 218 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,940 Haideti... 219 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,940 Sunteti... 220 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,880 - De-a dreptul... - Da, acolo ! 221 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,120 - Sunteti frumoasa. - Multumesc... 222 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,100 Imi place asta. 223 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,500 Este minunat... 224 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,940 Sunteti un zeu ! 225 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,580 Aproape... 226 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,360 Este minunat - Oh, da ! 227 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:17,820 Este magnific... 228 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,300 Imi place asta ! 229 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,740 Oh, lisuse ! 230 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,740 Dumnezeule ! 231 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,640 Este atat de francez ! 232 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,260 Da ! 233 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,140 Este minunat... 234 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,140 Draga.. 235 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,200 Sunt foarte impresionat. 236 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,540 Foarte bine ! 237 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,240 Olga nu a mai revenit sa ma vada niciodata. 238 00:38:53,275 --> 00:38:55,640 Am primit macheta trimisa prin posta. 239 00:38:56,720 --> 00:39:02,400 Am inceput sa ma gandesc ca asta se datora, asa ziselor frustrari ale trecutului. 240 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,480 Apoi mi-a venit o idee. 241 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,820 Ideea cea mare ! 242 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,540 A venit... 243 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,880 Eroul primului meu roman, servitorul ideal, 244 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,720 era fabricat sub forma unui robot. 245 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,240 De ce sa nu fac si eu la fel ? 246 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:10,240 Era evident ca pentru mine, utilitatea lui era putin diferita. 247 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,900 Nu-mi mai ramanea altceva de facut, decat sa ma apuc de treaba. 248 00:40:14,035 --> 00:40:15,411 Era o treaba lunga. 249 00:40:15,412 --> 00:40:16,712 Foarte lunga ! 250 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,180 Dificila... 251 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,500 Foarte dificila ! 252 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,840 Dupa luni de singuratate, 253 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,340 de experimente esuate si de deceptii, 254 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,445 am ajuns in cele din urma la final. 255 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,360 Stiinta fictionala devenise stiinta inimii. 256 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,160 O femeie lipsita de defecte. 257 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,580 O femeie obiect... 258 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,160 O femeie obiect, numai a mea ! 259 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,280 Cum sa exprim bucuria in care ma afundasem ? 260 00:43:45,315 --> 00:43:47,120 Am decis sa o numesc Kim. 261 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,600 Ca un omagiu adus cinefililor. 262 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,600 "Si Dumnezeu a creat femeia". 263 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,120 Iar eu am creat-o pe Kim. 264 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,680 Nu am avut posibilitatea sa o cunosc pe Eva, 265 00:44:10,715 --> 00:44:12,885 dar nu putea sa se compare cu Kim. 266 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,360 Eva pusese ochii pe mar, dar eu aveam alte ambitii pentru Kim. 267 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,620 Dintr-o data.. 268 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,840 A aparut o indoiala. 269 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,640 Oare o programasem bine ? 270 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,040 Nu mai exista nicio indoiala era bine programata ! 271 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,120 Fara indoiala era mai buna decat o papusa gonflabila. 272 00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:59,200 Am decis sa-i descopar toate zonele erogene. 273 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,380 Perfecta ! 274 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,700 Era perfecta ! 275 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,680 Si in afarade asta, ea nu avea inca un cifru. 276 00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:44,860 Sau vreun cod... 277 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,080 Gratie lui Kim, mi-am regasit motivatia de a munci. 278 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,460 Am pregatit scenariul pentru Byron. 279 00:50:59,495 --> 00:51:01,727 Impreuna cu mica mea intermediara. 280 00:51:01,762 --> 00:51:03,960 Kim era disponibila in fiecare zi. 281 00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,460 Cat despre mine... 282 00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:08,160 Am decis sa profit de jucaria mea. 283 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:14,400 Ma intreb daca si doctorul Frankenstein, avea aceleasi raporturi cu creatura lui. 284 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,960 El m-a determinat sa o prezint, nu dupa prea multa vreme. 285 00:53:35,995 --> 00:53:38,845 Ca sa testez reactia unei persoane straine. 286 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,565 Intrarea in scena a lui Byron, mi-a oferit aceasta ocazie. 287 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,440 El venea ca sa discutam despre scenariul pe care il pregateam pentru el. 288 00:53:45,464 --> 00:53:46,845 Si ca sa ne cunoastem mai bine. 289 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,840 Rolul ei era sa faca o legatura intre noi. 290 00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:50,685 La sfarsitul acestei perioade, 291 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,120 dupa ceva vreme, planeta explodeaza. 292 00:53:53,155 --> 00:53:54,455 Ei bine... 293 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,140 Ei bine ce ? 294 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,920 Ei bine, vad� ca ati facut unele mici schimbari. 295 00:54:01,955 --> 00:54:03,720 Nu sunteti deloc hotarat ? 296 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,020 Nu, nu... 297 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:07,820 Chiar deloc ! 298 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,900 Ei bine ? 299 00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:48,060 Dar... 300 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,680 Da, dar... Sunteti incantatoare, dar... 301 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,660 Ascultati... 302 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,460 Bine ! 303 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,240 Da, ne putem juca putin. 304 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:01,980 Nu, nu, nu... 305 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,140 Bine ! 306 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,660 Oh... 307 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,340 Da ! 308 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,860 Oh ! 309 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,820 Oh, oh... 310 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,520 Are o anumita savoare ! 311 00:55:59,555 --> 00:56:00,855 Da ! Nu este asa ? 312 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:03,080 De antigel, as putea spune. 313 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:09,600 Era cert ca Byron era departe de gandul, ca face dragoste cu un robot. 314 00:56:09,635 --> 00:56:10,935 Normal ! 315 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,440 Ea era mai femeie, decat toate femeile pe care le cunoscusem. 316 00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,660 Oh ! 317 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,580 Oh, oh... 318 00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:12,860 Da... 319 00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,460 Oh, da ! Asa... 320 00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,340 Oh ! 321 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,040 Draga mea, complimente ! 322 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,640 Gratie dexteritatii lui Kim, Byron mi-a cerut, 323 00:58:54,675 --> 00:58:57,165 sa scriu scenariul pentru urmatorul lui film. 324 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,840 Film care avea sa o aiba pe Kim, interpreta in rolul principal. 325 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,880 Evident ca am ramas surprins. 326 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:04,660 Kim, actrita ! 327 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,965 Cu o actrita care nu vorbeste deloc, 328 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,800 era limpede ca toti scenaristii, aveau sa someze. 329 00:59:09,835 --> 00:59:11,135 In final... 330 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,380 Totul era bine. 331 00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:15,820 Prea bine ! 332 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:07,820 Este sarmanta.. 333 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,040 Dar nu este prea cultivata. 334 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,800 Asta numai in aparenta. 335 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,500 Ea nu vorbeste. 336 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:18,900 Este muta ? 337 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,480 Nu, este din Norvegia. 338 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,700 Este norvegiana. 339 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,540 Chiar asa ? 340 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,680 Am venit in cautarea unor aventuri. 341 01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:31,280 Si am gasit in loc, pe "norvegiana" asta a ta. 342 01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:34,360 Eu cred ca problema ramane deschisa. 343 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,965 Nu te deranja pentru mine. 344 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,400 Cunosc cum stau lucrurile pe aici. 345 01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:55,880 Nu trebuie sa va puneti intrebari. 346 01:00:55,915 --> 01:00:57,920 Totul s-a sfarsit intre noi. 347 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,080 Bine, sunteti draguta dar sa terminam cu asta ! 348 01:01:04,115 --> 01:01:05,415 Dar, ce faceti ? 349 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,020 Sunteti femeie ! 350 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:15,260 Ce faceti ? 351 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,060 Da ! 352 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,500 Da... 353 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,900 Asta este... 354 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,860 Oh ! 355 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,460 Este bine ! 356 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,360 Lasa-ne singure ! Tu nu ai ce cauta aici ! 357 01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:18,645 Pleaca ! Lasa-ma sa ma joc linistita ! 358 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,040 Este pentru prima data cand ma simt bine in casa asta ! 359 01:04:21,075 --> 01:04:23,160 Tu du-te sa te joci cu jucaria ta, in gradina ! 360 01:04:23,195 --> 01:04:25,440 La asta te pricepi cu adevarat ! 361 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,500 Oh, da ! 362 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,900 Continua.. 363 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,720 Era pentru prima oara cand ea nu mi se supunea. 364 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,240 Poate ca era necesara o revizie. 365 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:43,200 Cum erau cele pentru masini, dupa un anumit numar de kilometrii. 366 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:50,740 Oh, da... 367 01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:56,700 Stricata ! 368 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:10,900 Da ! 369 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:19,000 Pygmalion a avut aceleasi probleme ca si mine. 370 01:05:19,035 --> 01:05:21,520 Dar, Galateea nu era inca terminata. 371 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,440 Ea a fost cea care a gresit lucrurile. 372 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,980 Eu sunt... 373 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:52,960 Am venit pentru... repetitii. 374 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,700 Dar... ce faceti ? 375 01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,860 Ce doriti ? 376 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,680 Dar, eu am vrut numai ca sa.. repet. 377 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,320 Nu, eu voiam doar sa.. repet. 378 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:17,280 Dar... Opriti-va opriti-va ! 379 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,800 Ce faceti... opriti-va ! 380 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,380 Opriti-va.. 381 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,860 Este superb... 382 01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:34,860 Oh... 383 01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,580 Nimic de facut ! 384 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:18,520 Sa o detronez pe Eva mea ? Aveam posibilitatea sa fac asta, dar... 385 01:07:18,555 --> 01:07:20,600 Nu puteam gasi niciun motiv. 386 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,700 Oh... 387 01:08:25,840 --> 01:08:27,140 Da ! 388 01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:54,380 Oh... 389 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,660 Esti o stricata ! 390 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,540 Stricata.. 391 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,060 Stricata ! 392 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,420 Stricata.. 393 01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,680 Am esuat in cautarea perfectiunii. 394 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:48,480 Dar inca mai astept perfectiunea. Pe cea adevarata ! 395 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,800 De data asta, planul meu era de aur. 396 01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:50,440 Un plan de siguranta. 397 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:41,820 Apoi, deodata.. 398 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,720 O mare dezamagire ! 399 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,420 Oh ! 400 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:52,820 Sarmanul de mine ! 401 01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,000 Ce sa ma fac acum ? 402 01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:57,960 Oare ce o sa fac mai departe ? 403 01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,460 Ce o sa devin ? 404 01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:44,760 Nu am acceptat nicidecum din proprie initiativa. 405 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:47,560 Dar le-am acceptat toate capriciile. 406 01:16:47,595 --> 01:16:48,895 Barbatul obiect ! 407 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:50,860 Am devenit... 408 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:52,540 Un barbat obiect ! 409 01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:54,460 Un robot... 410 01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:16,320 SFARSIT Done by Raiser.